I have been a busy boy since I last blogged, I could now possibly be classed as a competition horse, think of Milton, then think of him without a top rider, thats me, the talented horse without a capable enough rider!!!! I went to a show where you have to do a course of jumps but they take the jumps away, I'm told its called dressage but not sure I understand the point of it!!! I think I did ok, although the some idiot obviously didn't realise where the car park was and parked in the school of all places!!! Star came too but she refused to move, I heard a fair bit of whipping coming from the other school, never a good sign!
I then went to another dressage show with Miffy, my chubby friend. It was this course without the jumps rubbish again, I apparently did much better this time but Miffy beat me, I was so pissed off how can something with such short stubby legs beat something as elegant as a clyesdale!! Finally mum took me to a jumping show, now that was fun, although I felt like I had gone back to reception class everyone was so dam small, Henry was a giant and I just felt like an adult competing in childrens sports day, although I was apparently beaten by 2 ponies! I didn't mention this to the others when I got back, although Puzzle the baby idiot and Henry the brother with no loyalty told everyone, but I got my own back when I told everyone they won no rosettes! SUCKERS
Anyway now I'm lame, which is quite nice, lots of hay, lots of loving! particuarly enjoying it now they have upgraded my stable stay to 5* where grass breaks are included!! Although do want to go out now, hope mum will turn me out in a few days.
LOL AT YOUR LIFE
Pickle
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